Make Money On The Internet

1. There are only so many ways I can say how great white socks are
2. Short 300 word posts mean that people looking to buy something do it quicker rather than reading more nonsense about how great a so and so is
3. Postrunner works amazingly well to improve serps positions and there is no way I am giving someone else my quality content
4. Ezinearticles pretend they like great content but will accept 250 words about anything as long as it makes sense, and the shorter it is the more clicks on the bio box I get
5. My mind is addled and riddled and confused from too much cheap vino so I am in a daze half the time
6. When I write great content and spend hours doing so no one ever reads it and it makes me sad
7. Stupid posts like this one with a random number in the title are great for getting mentioned but pointless for making money
8. Number 7 has nothing to do with this post so is proof that I write crap all day
9. Neither does number 8
10. Buying keywords, i.e using keywords that would be buyers type in are more often than not a sign that they simply want to buy and not to read a load of nonsense
11. What is there really to say about most of the stuff we try to get a commission for? Apart from please buy it so I can feed my Dog. And that simply won’t work, or will it?
12. By writing content for 6 to 8 hours a day for a year I now have more money than I have ever had and earn more in a day then I ever did with a full time “real” job in a week
13. The fact is that it is hard to find a niche where the quality of the content really matters, and when it does people actually read it and then leave without saying thank you, which is annoying
14. I try to write good stuff sometimes and then realize that I have wasted a few hours and I will never make any money from it
15. All my sites that are full of great content make at most a few dollars a day apart from on rare occasions
16. Number 15 really gets me down
17. The best money is in off the wall niches where people again just want to know where they can buy the thing already
18. Writing crap and putting adsense on it seems morally wrong so I now mostly try to avoid it, I put affiliate products on it instead and sleep better
19. Deciding on a random number for a post title before you have written it is really stupid as you then have to write a load of filler to get to the number, which is why you should never write posts like this just to be clever, even though it is what the “bloggers” say is a great idea. But it is the worst idea in the world. If I see another post entitled 18 ways to improve your Twitter following or something like that then I will probably explode. What is the point. Blogs with lots of comments on them are usually the ones that make the least money. Far better to sell cheap white socks where no one is ever likely to leave a comment. My best performing niches have a total of about 5 comments on them but still make plenty of money as they provide what the searcher was looking for
20. Anyone who says content is king is a big fibber as what quality content can you write when you simply want to tell someone, yes here are the cheap raincoats that you were looking for, good aren’t they?
21. I can string a fine sentence together but I still call it crap as it is not contributing to the world in a useful text based way, it is just that I wrote more crap than anyone else to get it ranked highly in the search engines by writing 100 postrunner articles about it, or however many it took to beat the competition

And that is why you should never write a numbers post, they are pointless and you are trying to be clever and you will have written a load of crap just to get to the number 27.

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